How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel? . .. ... Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!
Teacher: What does a chicken gives you? Bunty: Eggs. Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you? Raju: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you? Pappu: Homework!
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
"Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta. Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!